Good day ladies and gentlemen and welcome to my second entry into this rather pish blog site. its been a hectic week for Philly the Willy Macdonald, and its thrown up more pointless discussion matter than an episode of loose women on acid.

As most of you may know by now, Cromarty seen the return of Philip Macdonald, begrudingly i've had to come home because the cash flow dried up like madonna's wrinkly axe wound and i can't afford to pay rent, but there has been a few recent events that have made my return a little more bearable.

Firstly, inverness decided to book Sander Van Doorn for my home coming party, a night which promises to be a gooden despite the prospect of tarzan jaw and shrinky winky syndrome! I started working for Orange on tuesday and found out today that they're going to be sending me down to Newcastle for a week so i can unleash fury on the geordies. I also found out the Ross-Shire ameteur league starts in less than a month and Fortrose are looking for a cocky, arrogant, and downright sexy striker. Me.

The highlight of the week however, was a juicey night out with Crazy Craig and co in our nations capital. On the menu for the night was a bottle of Tonic Disgrace and whiskey, i.e. rocket fuel, my dancing sandals that never fail to impress the crowds, Hooper's awful sandwhich that he didnt get to eat (sorry), Craigs sniffer dog nose which is said to be able to detect a single squirt of female fluids from over a kilmotre away and a builders hat - just in case . All and all the night was a raving success but the final chapter had me pickled. Suprisingly enough, this was the doing of an incredible young woman who has made the game phase an uncertain, mysterious, and difficult task.

I was lost and continue to be lost in this game phase, which incidentally is an area of expertise where im am usually unrivalled. and this phase which most women would claim is pointless, but speaking on behalf of every man in the world, women haven't got a fucking clue. Games need to be played and rules need to be followed in order to keep you interested. Everyone loves to achieve, no matter what the challenge! Be a tricky crossword, or the high score on pacman or just fucking as many people as you can. lte challenge, ad playing games is all about making yoursef a challenge for the other person to keep them interested.

I have decided this is too vast a subject to tackle in one go, and may well pick it up in the future. Right now i feel like Sarah Jessica Parker, except without a veruca on my face.

To be continued people.